With our American overlords set to establish “a new and permanent US military presence in Australia”, Stephen Colbert presents some compelling arguments as to why they should just invade us. We’re the gateway to New Zealand and thus within striking distance of the world’s most concealable weapon of mass destruction, we’re a known haven for the elusive Al-Koala terrorist organisation and like past American targets, Australia is a “distant desert land for of known criminals speaking a bizarre dialect with frightening tribal music.” This makes a lot of sense, Stephen. #occupy #Australia. Watch below.
