Sheen Wants Suicide For His ‘Two And A Half Men’ Character

Charlie Sheen‘s most annoying enduring TV show, Two And A Half Men, will soon be restarting without him. But never one to take any sort of news quietly, The Bi-Winner has told reporters in the US that he wishes his character would have had a fitting exit from the series after starring in nearly 200 episodes. And by ‘fitting’, naturally, he means ‘on-screen suicide’.

It’s been a while without some sort of Sheen mania (read: fifteen Internet centuries) so it’s nice to see that the good folk over at Access Hollywood managed to drag out some really great soundbites from the guy, like “I feel bad for the fans because there was never that final episode where Alan, like, comes into my room calling my name and pulls back the closet door and there I am hanging, with a note saying, ‘How do you like me now, Chuck [Lorre, director]?’ … Maybe I’ll do a web version and we’ll produce that version ourselves.”

Probably won’t have the same ring to it when it’s called One And A Half Men.

via NY Magazine

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