Scarlett Johansson To Release Another LP

The news that nobody wanted to hear has arrived. So brace yourselves. Scar-Jo will go back to the studio.

“I would love to do another album”.

I think a thousand kittens just drowned somewhere. Yikes. But in slightly better news, Scarlett won’t be releasing another record just yet, nope, this multi-talented creative wiz wants to direct!

“Right now, I’d like to focus on directing. I’ve wanted to do that since I was 12.”

Who wants an 8 Legged Freaks sequel? Only if Davie Arquette’s in it. ‘Natch.

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