Scarlett Johansson Reynolds married her boy Ry Ry Reynolds in the remote wilderness outside Canada on Saturday.
Which intern means that there will be a lot of broken male (& female) hearts out there once news gets around.
Mr & Mrs Reynolds kicked off their gig just over a year and a half ago, with the pair dropping the m-bomb in May this year.
Do you think Mr.Reynolds recited The Teenager’s SJ lyrics when he lowered the knee?
“You don’t believe in monogamy
Im not jealous scarlett will you marry me
All you’ve got you can like it
But what i am you will love it”
Did you know Reynolds use to date Alanis Morissette?
Does that gross you out?
If not, does the fact she was pro hairy armpits wiggle you?
Do you need a 28737 pack to date SJ SR?
Parisian trio The Teenagers have apparently gone into hiding as they mourn the loss.
But wait!
Scarlett doesn’t believe in Monogamy!?
Is this just a publicity stunt?
THE TEENAGERS STARLETT JOHANSSON LYRICS
I know you’re born in 84
Half polish half danish
You started at 8 on broadway
You’re a star
You don’t believe in monogamy
Im not jealous scarlett will you marry me
All you’ve got you can like it
But what i am you will love it
X2
You whisper at horses ears
I always find it exciting
I’m scared by spiders too
I never managed to blame you
I’ll sell my mum to be lost with you
Lost in tokyo or anywhere else
I wish I’d been invited
At your party in disneyland
You don’t believe in monogamy
Im not jealous scarlett will you marry me
All you’ve got you can like it
But what i am you will love it
X2
When i noticed for jared leto
I felt sad for 30 seconds
Oh when i noticed for Josh Hartnett
I prayed for 40 nights
You don’t believe in monogamy
Im not jealous scarlett will you marry me
All you’ve got you can like it
But what i am you will love it
X2
