You want this!
This is: the black American aural equivalent of honey-voiced David Attenborough, except talking about whatever you want him to talk about and not necessarily even nature.
It’s Samuel L. Jackson, everybody! And he’s offering to read whatever 300 words you reply to him on Reddit with, providing you get more votes than everybody else. Donations can also be made, which translate into the chance to WIN A LUNCH DATE with Sammy and go directly to the not-for-profit Alzheimer’s Society. The above picture represents authenticity as linked with his Twitter account. Here are the rules:
You might have to share your burger and it’s possible you’ll be shitting yourself the whole time but those are small prices for SLJ:
Do you have interesting things for Sammy to say? LET’S GO MUTHAPHUKKAS.
