OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
On Friday of last week, PEDESTRIAN.TV ran an interview with Lisa Oldfield, one of the just-announced Real Housewives Of Sydney, who had some, um, not-so-kind things to say about the lovely city of Melbourne.
Oldfield – who is married to One Nation founder and former Pauline Hanson campaign manager David Oldfield – called Melbourne an “also-ran city”, and said that its Housewives have set a low bar.
Melbourne’s own Gamble Breaux wasn’t about to take that lying down, and overnight, she responded – via the P.TV Facebook comments section, no less – by spitting 100% pure fire. Queen Gambie wrote:
“Anne Winters wannabe can eat my pussy lips! Good luck riding off our ratings you stupid old cow. Blood sucking ticks like you wouldn’t survive in Melbourne. I have a better looking mop at home that I clean my floors with!”
TBH we’re not 100% sure if ‘Anne Winters’ is American actress Anne Winters or Anna Wintour or someone from some mysterious upper echelon of Melbourne society, but either way, that’s PURE SAVAGERY.
We would expect no less from the woman who gifted the world with this incredible turn of phrase, though:
LOVE YOU FOREVER, GAMBLE.
We literally can not wait to see all the ways the producers will manipulate this trumped-up Sydney-Melbourne rivalry when new episodes of Real Housewives return.
Meanwhile, in case you missed it, here’s the Lisa Oldfield interview that started all this:
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