Before we get too cavalier about it, let’s remember that #brangelina was possibly the only thing still holding the USA together. pic.twitter.com/HQt2Re8U5t
— Josh Gad (@joshgad) September 20, 2016
Even my cat gasped at this Angelina Jolie / Brad Pitt news.
— Gabe Ortíz (@TUSK81) September 20, 2016
Is it weird to go pull my kid out of preschool early to tell him Brad and Angelina are splitting?
— Jenny Mollen (@jennyandteets) September 20, 2016
WTF? Brad and Angelina?! I’m crushed.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) September 20, 2016
I don’t believe in anything anymore. https://t.co/lLX8GeBoWb
— Vanessa Lawrence (@nesslawrence) September 20, 2016
Misty water-colored memories… ?????? Of the way we were… pic.twitter.com/EXlXPz7FDM
— Janet Mock (@janetmock) September 20, 2016
If Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are actually getting divorced, there’s def no hope for the rest of us.
— Minou Clark (@MinouClark) September 20, 2016
If #Brangelina can’t make it, is there really any purpose or meaning of life? pic.twitter.com/djk9xGAC3S
— Stassi Schroeder (@stassi) September 20, 2016
It’s sad about Brad and Angelina but it’s also none of our business!
— Boy George (@BoyGeorge) September 20, 2016
BRAD PITT IS BACK ON THE MARKET!!!!!
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) September 20, 2016
So #Brangelina have split.
Jen: pic.twitter.com/AbMceoeRdj
— Andrew Hayden-Smith (@AndrewHaydSmith) September 20, 2016
It’s moments like this, that I wish #JenniferAniston were on social media. So long, #Brangelina! pic.twitter.com/e6zLjAbFtX
— Brendan Mac (@BrendanMacNews) September 20, 2016
Jennifer Aniston tonight when she starts sipping on that bottle of champagne she’s been waiting to open since ’05 pic.twitter.com/I9SWgUcfJ3
— Jasmin (@PieceofBritney) September 20, 2016
Divorce of Angelina Jolie, UN special envoy for refugees, guaranteed to overshadow huge UN summit on refugees
— Dan Stewart (@thatdanstewart) September 20, 2016
UN summit. LibDem conference. Russia bombs aid convoy. What’s “Breaking News” according to BBC? Angelina Jolie getting divorced. WHO CARES!?
— Kajetan Wandowicz (@BristolChess) September 20, 2016
I don’t understand, Angelina Jolie is huge advocate for #refugees, why would she undermine Obama summit like this?!! https://t.co/gQD7ZSkDr1
— Elizabeth Collett (@migrationliz) September 20, 2016
Ironic: @Refugees Special Envoy Angelina Jolie “boycotts” #UNGA after filing for divorce from Brad Pitt and becoming Breaking News all over pic.twitter.com/jMz97vx58W
— Bricio Segovia (@briciosegovia) September 20, 2016
Brad and Angelina. How am I supposed to go to work today ?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 20, 2016
mood pic.twitter.com/SgxddvSaZ9
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) September 20, 2016
Brangelina br-are breaking br-up? This is the real #Brexit
— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) September 20, 2016
I blame Donald Trump. #Brangelina
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 20, 2016
.@CNN Priorities. #TerrenceCrutcher pic.twitter.com/c4BMu4N6yO
— Susan Sarandon (@SusanSarandon) September 20, 2016
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS JOLIE-PITT DIVORCE IN TERMS OF SKITTLES BECAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND IT
— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) September 20, 2016
OMG can’t believe Brad & Angelina are calling it quits!!! What do y’all think happened?! https://t.co/wqSiR2Z8oP pic.twitter.com/WbV16EyVjA
— NeNe Leakes (@NeNeLeakes) September 20, 2016
Surely the Onion hacked @TMZ https://t.co/COwIKd69vx
— Questlove Gomez (@questlove) September 20, 2016