Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt.

You know, no big deal, just confirmation that LOVE DOES NOT EXIST AND IF BRANGELINA CAN BECOME A STATISTIC NONE OF US HAVE HOPE OH GOD WHY.

The 41-year-old actress’ legal documents, obtained by TMZ, cite irreconcilable differences as the cause.

LOVE IS AN AWFUL LIE: Angelina Jolie Files For Divorce From Brad Pitt

She’s seeking sole physical custody of their six kids, Maddox, 14, Pax, 12, Zahara, 11, Shiloh, 10, and eight-year-old twins Vivienne and Knox, though not spousal support.

Interestingly, it was Brad alone who released a statement imploring the press for the family’s privacy.

“I am very saddened by this, but what matters most now is the wellbeing of our kids,” he said.
“I kindly ask the press to give them the space they deserve during this challenging time.”

Robert Offer, one of Ange’s lawyers, said the Oscar-winning actress called time on the 12 year marriage “for the health of the family.”

That hints at the marital problems sources told TMZ; Ange apparently grew “fed up” with Brad’s love for weed and booze, which didn’t mix well with an “anger problem” that could be “dangerous” for the children.

There have also been nagging rumours of an affair with French actress and Marion Cotillard, who he reportedly grew close to on the set of their upcoming movie Allied in London.

Even Ange’s previously-estranged father, actor Jon Voight, is blown away by the news, calling his daughter’s divorce “very sad”.

“Something very serious must have happened for Angie to make a decision like this,” he told Inside Edition. “I don’t know what it is. It’s a sad thing. Say a little prayer.”

Brb, crying.

LOVE IS AN AWFUL LIE: Angelina Jolie Files For Divorce From Brad Pitt

Source: TMZ.