It was many moons and goji berries ago that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom were joined in coupledom, both by the graces of their faces and Finn, the aesthetically pleasing child of their loins.
The pair split in 2013, and their more recent activities include Instagramming their engagement to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel (Kerr), and paddle boarding in the buff with his willy dangling near the back of Katy Perry‘s head (Bloom).
But it turns out, the pair do still sometimes speak, and in at least one incident it was about genitals.
Kerr revealed to Kyle & Jackie O this morning that Bloom had given her a heads up before the paparazzi pictures of his third Legolas hit the entire freaking internet.
“Oh my god,” she said, when asked to respond to the pics. “He texted me and was like ‘um, I’m really embarrassed, some photos are coming out, just thought I should let you know.’ And I was like, hmmm… right, what were you thinking? Seriously?!”
Nobody knows.
