After three years of highly publicized dating, Victoria’s Secret Angel Miranda Kerr and Elven bowman Orlando Bloom have officially announced their intentions to wed. The engagement was first announced by Bloom’s publicist who told ET, quite simply, that “Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are getting married”.
Congratulations to the genetically blessed duo, we can only assume that their resulting elf/pirate/angel offspring will somehow save humankind in the year 2037. Also something something one ring to rule them all something something.
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