The running gag of Nikki Webster is now [insert landmark of adulthood here] as a yardstick for your own ancientness has now reached its terrifying zenith with the tiny singer responsible for the centerpiece performance of the 2000 Sydney Olympic Games opening ceremony crystallised forever as a cherubic 13 year old girl in a hot pink hibiscus print sundress, confirming today that she is pregnant.
Webster, 26, married her long-term boyfriend, Matthew
McMah, 32, at a ceremony held in Sydney last year and also confirmed her ensuing pregnancy today in an exclusive report by Woman’s Day, who also have the exclusive first pictures of her “growing baby bump” that won’t at all make you feel profoundly weird and uncomfortable.
“It’s what everybody dreams of,” she told the magazine. “We feel very lucky and can’t wait to be parents.”
“We weren’t trying, so it was a beautiful surprise,” she said. “I felt
a bit strange, so I went to the doctor and the first thing she did was
hand me a pregnancy test.”
Unlike the Mother to be (congratulations Nikki Webster!) this hasn’t aged well at all.
