Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix In March, So Prep Your Couch Butt Groove

It’s that time of the month again, folks: when you draw up an elaborate tactical plan for how and when you’re going to park your ass on the couch and watch Netflix in the coming month. It’s important to strategise these things around less important things like your job, human contact, listlessly clicking through Wikipedia articles, etc.

We’ve already told you that Hereditary is coming, but would you believe… there’s more?

Have a gander:

March 1
Jurassic Park Trilogy
Mamma Mia!
Friends with Benefits
Tooth Fairy
Just Go With It
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Soul Surfer
Bad Teacher
District 9
Fast & Furious 6
Johnny English
Johnny English Reborn
The Scorpion King
Young Adult
Blade Runner: Theatrical Cut
You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
The Purge
The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind
River’s Edge
Northern Rescue
Your Son
Cricket Fever: Mumbai Indians

March 3
Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj: Volume 2

March 5

March 6
The Mummy

March 7
The Order

March 8
After Life
Formula 1: Drive to Survive
Bangkok Love Stories: Hey You!
Bangkok Love Stories: Innocence

March 9
Sex Tape
In a Relationship

March 10
The Descendants

March 12
Terrace House: Opening New Doors: Part 6
Jimmy Carr: The Best of Ultimate Gold Greatest Hits
Schindler’s List
Despicable Me 2

March 15
Queer Eye: Season 3
Love, Death & Robots
Turn Up Charlie
Las muñecas de la mafia: Season 2
If I Hadn’t Met You
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

March 16
Green Door

March 19
Amy Schumer Growing

March 20
Despicable Me 3

March 21
Peaky Blinders: Season 4
Antoine Griezmann: The Making of a Legend

March 22
Carlo & Malik
Delhi Crime
Historia de un crimen: Colosio
Most Beautiful Thing
Selling Sunset
ReMastered: The Miami Showband Massacre

March 23
The Three Stooges
The Great Gatsby

March 25
White House Down
Grown Ups 2

March 26
Nate Bargatze: The Tennessee Kid

March 28

Ainori Love Wagon: Asian Journey: Season 2
Don’t Breathe

March 29
London Has Fallen
How to Get Away With Murder: Season 4
Suits: Season 7 (New Episodes)
Santa Clarita Diet: Season 3
The Legend of Cocaine Island

March 30
Z Nation: Season 4

March 31
Surf’s Up
El sabor de las margaritas

Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series
On My Block: Season 2