Christmas. It’s over now. Sorry to tell you. It might only be mid-December, but we’re already done with it. Seeya later, sucker. Get outta here. Hit the bricks. And there is no more definitely proof of that than the fact Netflix has already dropped their full list of January releases. See? December’s over, ya yuletide losers. Move on.
What’s in store for the new year? The Boss Baby.
The Boss Baby is coming to Netflix.
Not the series, or any of the direct-to-digital sequels. The original, the one-and-only, the unmistakable Boss Baby. Netflix. January 27th.
The only film in the history of Hollywood’s grand pantheon to posit the society-shaking question: What if the boss was also a baby?
The boss of a company. Also a baby. It writes itself, people.
Is there other stuff? Probably!
The annual New Year’s Day bonanza of new content hits hard in 2019, with the likes of Game Night, Conor McGregor: Notorious, Deep Impact, The Amazing Spider-Man, 21, Cast Away, Kramer vs Kramer, and a stack of others.
Elsewhere in this truly blessed month, the truly insane-looking documentary FYRE: The Greatest Party That Never Happened drops on the 18th, followed in the documentary stakes by Conversations with a Killer: The Ted Bundy Tapes on the 24th.
From @VICE Studios: Get your exclusive first look at FYRE — a revealing new doc from Jim & Andy director Chris Smith about the insanity and rapid unraveling of Fyre Festival: the greatest party that never happened.— VICELAND (@VICELAND) December 10, 2018
Coming to Netflix on January 18. #netflixfyre pic.twitter.com/1GOL4KD3UJ
There’s also the second half of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt‘s fourth season to enjoy, films like Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Senna, Babe, Fist Fight, and A Cure for Wellness coming, and a whole hell of a lot more.
Also some unknown film called Pitch Perfect. You may or may not have heard of it.
Cop the full list of January Netflix releases below.
Marvel’s The Punisher – Season 2
COMEDIANS of the World – Season 1
Tidying Up with Marie Kondo – Season 1
A Series of Unfortunate Events – Season 3
Pinky Malinky – Season 1
The Investigator: A British Crime Story – Season 2
Conor McGregor: Notorious
The Book of Henry
The Amazing Spider-Man
Made of Honor
The Stepford Wives
Kramer vs Kramer
Ten Percent (aka Call My Agent!) – Season 3
GODZILLA The Planet Eater
When Heroes Fly – Season 1
Sex Education – Season 1
Friends From College – Season 2
Titans – Season 1
Solo (*Editor’s Note: not the Star Wars movie, sorry*)
The Last Laugh
ReMastered: Massacre at the Stadium
A Cure for Wellness
Colony – Seasons 1 & 2
Sebastian Maniscalo: Stay Hungry
Drake: Rewriting the Rules
Grace and Frankie – Season 5
Carmen Sandiego – Season 1
Trolls: The Beat Goes On! – Season 5
When Calls the Heart – Season 5
Star Trek: Discovery – Season 2 (weekly episodes)
FYRE: The Greatest Party That Never Happened
Trigger Warning with Killer Mike
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Justice – Season 1
Conversations with a Killer: The Ted Bundy Tapes
Black Earth Rising – Season 1
Kingdom – Season 1
Club de Cuervos – Season 4
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt – Season 4, Part 2
The Lincoln Lawyer
Conan the Barbarian
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
The Boss Baby
The New Legends of Monkey – Season 1
Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias: One Show Fits All
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