Miranda Kerr’s Tips For A Lasting Marriage

Unofficial LBD-sporting goji berry spokeswoman Miranda Kerr stopped by The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson last night to discuss the CBS telecast of the racially insensitive 2012 Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Boring! Also on the menu was the burgeoning musical ability of her partial elf son Flynn Bloom, whose gargantuan baby head we can now assume is filled with “talent”, her grandmother’s sage advice for keeping your marriage alive (wear a little bit of makeup and parade around in your underwear. Not mentioned: look exactly like Miranda Kerr) and the only instance in which she feels awkward modelling in lingerie.

After, she made us cringe til we almost blacked out by inciting the Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi chant and having an Equus moment. Thanks for being human, Miranda Kerr. Watch the full interview below.  

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