In news that has me absolutely crying happy tears, a biopic on the infamous Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton feud of the early 00s could be in the works and I simply cannot stress just how huge this is.

Do y’all mind if I scream a little bit? HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE.

The film, entitled Frenemy, copped seven mentions on 2020’s Black List of the best film scripts that are yet to be picked up. You may not have heard of the list, but it’s the reason we have Diablo Cody’s hit film Juno, so it’s *kinda* a big deal.

For those of you unfamiliar with the story that lives rent-free in mind to this day, the whole ordeal went down in 2006 at the height of the It Girl War.

Paris and Lindsay, once best friends, gave us one of the most dramatic fall-outs of all time. Between Lindsay calling Paris a cunt and *that* iconic car photo with Paris, Lindsay and Britney Spears, this is a story that absolutely needs to be told and it needs to be told on the big screen.

The film is described as “a chronicle of the infamous Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton feud of 2004-2006 over who would be Britney Spears’ best friend”, and honestly, sign me the fuck up.

It’s heartbreaking that the trio couldn’t just be the three best friends that anyone could have.

Obviously, the film is yet to actually be picked up, which means we don’t have a cast list yet. And to be quite honest, I couldn’t tell you any actors that would be a perfect fit for either Paris or Lindsay, but they better *nail* the casting here.

I don’t mean to be rude here, but Netflix, if you’re reading this, buy the rights to this film you fucking cowards.