What is even going on with celebrities today. We’ve already seen Jennifer Aniston invite TWO exes AND their OTHER EXES to her 50th birthday, and now we have Kylie Jenner deciding that yes, it’s a grand idea to re-create partner Travis Scott‘s ‘Sicko Mode’ cover art, except… with their baby’s head. For Stormi‘s first birthday.

‘Coz that’ll look normal and not alarming at all..

BURN IT WITH FIRE. BURN IT. WITH. FIRE.

I have so many thoughts and feelings here. I am aware, as I said, that it’s an homage to Travis Scott’s ‘Sicko Mode’ art. But it is also in a very real way just an alarming misshapen inflatable head of a baby with eyes that are portals to hell.

Also just… did no one in Kylie’s life say “beb, cute idea but also think of the reality of it bc inflatables never look normal, they always look like they will inhale your skin and then crunch on your bones while you are still mentally aware of it all happening”? KARDASHIAN SISTERS, YOU HAD ONE JOB.

TBF the rest of the party was your standard Kardashian OTT affair – glitter, ball pits, neon signs etc etc fuck me UP these people have too much money.

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i had to go all out for my baby. #StormiWorld

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But you know, who cares because everyone actually died upon entry, consumed by the large inflatable monster. These photos are from purgatory.

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