Kristen Stewart Apologises For Cheating On Robert Pattinson

I knew from the moment it appeared on the TMZ twitter feed that it had to be true: Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with married man Rupert Sanders who directed her in Snow White and the Huntsman. News that the pair had gotten their adultery on broke after a series of incriminating photos of them “looking close”, leading to Stewart and Sanders admitting the indiscretion and issuing respective apologies to their families, loved ones and Team Edward.

In her apology Kristen Stewart publicly acknowledged and confirmed her relationship for the first time. In a statement she said, “I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

Sanders, who is married to English model Liberty Ross with whom he has two children made this desperate plea: “My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.”

This scandal has more drama than an episode of Entourage. Robert Pattinson is yet to make a comment but teenagers everywhere and I are waiting for him to weigh in.

Conspiracy theorists have suggested that this scandal is actually the carefully engineered end to the fake relationship between Kristen Stewart and Robert who are both closeted homosexuals. LOL.

The Evidence published in US Weekly:

It’s true what they say. Vampires last forever but Hollywood relationships between good looking twenty-somethings don’t.

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