Kim Kardashian Posts Naked Preggo Selfie To Deflate Surrogacy Rumours

Ain’t NOBODY knows how to math the Instagram + nudity = media coverage equation better than Kim Kardashian West.

Tired of the bullshit ‘nah, she must be faking it‘ pregnancy rumours, KKW posted a barely-above-Instagram’s-nudity-policy-board mirror selfie to Instagram, to prove once and for all that she is carrying the by-product of Kanye West‘s little swimmers

It was accompanied by a semi-rant, in which she let everyone know she’s grateful AF not to be suffering from pre-eclampsia this pregnancy around, as she did while carrying daughter North, exulting that “I don’t have the swelling issue this time!“.
That is a blessing, because LOOK AT THE HORROR IT CAN CAUSE:

Note: they’re Kim’s actual feet. 

Anyway, here’s the post:

First they say I’m too skinny so I have to be faking it…Now they say I’m too big so I have to be faking it…SMH! Some days I’m photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I’ve just eaten & I look bigger. It’s all a part of the process. I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate. Everyone’s body is different, every pregnancy is very different! I’ve learned to love my body at every stage! I’m going to get even bigger & that’s beautiful too! I’m blessed to even be pregnant & even luckier to not have preeclampsia as far as I know, so I don’t have the swelling issue this time! They also say your body carries a boy different than a girl! Whatever the case may be I’m grateful to God for this miracle & no matter what rumors or comments you throw my way this time they truly don’t affect me! #NoFilter #NoPhotoShop #GoodLighting ??

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

That enough for ya, tabloids?

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