Hey, you remember that knock-off of The Lonely Island‘s ‘Motherlover’ that you never asked Joseph Gordon-Levitt to make for you? Well, he went ahead and made it anyway.
Based on the video for ‘Sexy Motha’, released this week for some reason, Gordon-Levitt has a hitherto unknown aspiration to be an r’n’b crooner, and a bit of a thing for women with kids.
The song, a collaboration with Brooklyn band The Gregory Brothers, sees the ’90s heartthrob singing about his love of ladies who push strollers and attend PTA meetings.
“She’s got a minivan with the fold-down seats,” he sings at one point. “We can pull over and get it on when the baby’s asleep.” I guess that’s just straight-up common sense and ergonomic design.
Nobody wanted this, but it’s here, so you may as well soak it up:
