Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Off The Market

Joseph Gordon-Levitt has married his girlfriend Tasha McCauley in a private ceremony at his home because that’s the sort of legend he is.

If you haven’t heard much about McCauley, don’t be surprised, Gordon-Levitt has spent a lot of time keeping her out of the spotlight. He told press that “I play characters in a movie so I don’t want to get up there and have them thinking about who I am dating and blah blah blah.’ It’s possible that he wooed his new wife with this number, though we cannot confirm.
McCauley is the CEO of a robotics company called Fellow Robots, so if you weren’t already feeling inadequate, there’s that.
Congratulations JGL. We’ll always have Don Jon.

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