Tonight’s episode of The Bachelorette was a mostly by the numbers affair, with a solo date, a group date, some forced emoting and a couple dudes fired into the sun from a catapult by Kween Sophie, as per usual.
Leave it to stage-five clinger and possible sociopath Jarrod to supply the only real moment of note and unfortunately it’s a recycled story line from last week: his fucken’ plant that got pissed in.
In case you missed it (oh to be so innocent and free), in last Thursday’s episode future restraining order recipient Jarrod sewed his seed (ew, not like that) and potted a plant for Sophie, in some weird gesture of gardening-based romance.
When it failed to began to sprout, combined with the fact it one hundred percent smelt like piss, Jarrod came to the conclusion that someone had in fact, weed in it.
Jarrod’s #PlantGate pot plant scandal. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/maipvF9O7M
— #BacheloretteAU (@BacheloretteAU) October 5, 2017
Unlike most sane people who would then be like “eh that’s a shitty move, but it is just a fuckin’ plant, best move on with my life and not make a big deal about”, he made a HUGE BLOODY DEAL ABOUT IT, accusing any penis-owner near him, of slighting not only him, but his family and his ancestors.
We all thought it was over last week, but nope, Jarrod used tonight’s “question in a bowl” game at the group sleepover party to bring it all up again, in an effort to see just how far the vein above his right eye could extricate itself from his forehead.
https://twitter.com/Arkady2009/status/918043037132996608
https://twitter.com/RebeccaKuhnert/status/918043002223730688
https://twitter.com/sapphiresmiless/status/918042969982169088
https://twitter.com/BlakeisBatman/status/918042917058396160
Jarrod: Grow up boys, Sophie wants an adult like me
Blake: I pissed on a plant lol
Also Jarrod: pic.twitter.com/TBTQ53Qdyy
— telly enthusiasts 🌈 (@trash_telly) October 11, 2017
I wish Sophie turned around and just yelled I FUCKIN PISSED IN YOUR PLANT TO GET YOU AWAY FROM ME then runs out screaming #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/p9frVQUwm5
— kali hall (@kalih) October 11, 2017
Jarrod: Sophie wants an adult who is going to have adult conversations
Also Jarrod: Who pissed in my pot plant? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/NCQOorXla9— Nads (@Andtheysaidwhat) October 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/bridgetpsllg/status/918042957088829440
Let’s be real at this point. The people DO NOT like Jarrod. He seems controlling, quick-to-anger, rude and worst of all only seems to be able to perceive Sophie through the guise of what he, a manly man, decides.
The fact he continues to piss about (lol) on this most trivial matter to make him seem like an alpha is simply an embarassment on top of all the other embarrassments that constitute the life of Jarrod.
Australia agrees Soph, it’s time for Jarrod to GTFO.
The fact Sophie chooses creepy ass Jarrod over several other decent men astounds me #BacheloretteAU
— jessica (@hcrrington) October 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/Roger_xxxxxxxxx/status/918051505822822400
Jarrod: obsesses over Sophie after first date for weeks – safe
Mack: obsesses over Sophie for 25 seconds – eliminated
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/wquGyAbqmF
— Rachel Tennison (@racheltenno) October 11, 2017
Jarrod: “What Sophie wants is…”
Women don’t want men telling them what they want, you boring, chauvinist tool. #BacheloretteAU
— CMcK (@CVMcK) October 11, 2017
OMFG Jarrod is shitting me to tears! STFU already u massive wanker! #BacheloretteAU 🤦♀️🙄🙄🙄🙄
— Lozza (@LaurenSchickert) October 11, 2017
Sophie, ditch him girl.
