Look, today is not a good day for news. There’s a lot of bad, awful, fucked up shit that’s happened over the past 24 hours. But while it’s important to read about and consider world events and their impact, and remember music icons – there’s also a place for a light-hearted break from the world’s shit.
And friends, today’s break comes c/o one James Alexander Malcolm Mackenzie Fraser, born to Ellen and Brian Fraser, main dude in the unashamedly-sexy Outlander series – and owner of what is televisions greatest set of buttocks to ever exist.
While Sam Heughan – the actor behind Jamie Fraser and the imaginary father of my children – has gotten his kit off several times in Outlander history, it’s been a while since we’ve been treated to the near-perfect female gaze shots the show is famous for, starring his naked bod. Quick note that if you aren’t into spoilers IMMEDIATELY STOP READING.
Everyone else, hello. In Helwater, Jamie hits the sack with someone other than his wife Claire – shocker. In fairness, he thinks Claire’s off in the future forever, and it’s been years. AND he’s blackmailed into it – by Genevra Dusany, who is about to get married to an old dude and wants to lose her v-card to a regulation hottie like Jamie. Which like, fair fucking enough but minus the blackmail bit. That is not cool.
Anyway, hats off to Buzzfeed for creating this glorious set of gifs from the latest episode and their hot as hell (if problematic) sex scene:
Shame on the show, tbh for generally hiding that pert behind under kilts. That is a crime of the highest order. Well, actually that’s a lie coz Jamie in a kilt does things to me, too. Hoo boy, does it ever.
KILT ME UP BABEY.
Wait, wait, wait. You aren’t thinking Kit Harington aka Jon Snow from Game Of Thrones has the superior butt, are you?
No. Don’t argue with me. Do not @ me. Yes, yes – Jon Snow has a solid set of muscular glutes. One cannot deny this. However, those who are well across Outlander know that Jamie Fraser has a butt that WILL. NOT. QUIT. Here is extra evidence in gif form.
And here’s a bunch of people who agree with me and guys, can we form like a Jamie’s Butt Facebook group and have meet-ups?
Everyone: Jon Snow has the best butt to ever exist on TV
Jamie Fraser: hold my whisky #outlander pic.twitter.com/obWs8vkP3J
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 2, 2017
https://twitter.com/emgremily/status/915000608993751042
Oh Jamie Fraser has just disrobed *swoon* #Outlander
— Nancy Morris (@Noo9lives) October 2, 2017
Sorry, Jamie Fraser is disrobing. Hang on a sec… #Helwater
— Tricia Leedom (@tricialeedom) October 2, 2017
“He’s like the perfect guy. Troubled past, can speak lots of languages, great butt…”
She was describing Jamie Fraser from #Outlander
— Fun Shit Sam Says (@funshitsamsays) May 4, 2015
Jamie Fraser butt nekked in a stream.
Bless!— Flemeth – the Witch of the Wilds (@FrancesBlaxell) June 30, 2015
https://twitter.com/CallMeMeymie/status/592562160355520513
IMO, while Kit Harington has got some solid bottomly goods, I do feel his butt would maybe quit at some point. Say Sam and Kit’s butts were participating in a 3,000km marathon. Kit’s butt would possibly be off the ranks first, committing to a strong start when the gun goes off. However, Sam’s butt has the stamina. The ongoing energy to outrun Kit’s hefty booty, and finish in first place.
Anyway, this has been a solid display of my possible insanity/a nice break from feeling shitty, hasn’t it. Maybe print those gifs and stick ’em on your computer to remind you that while the world can suck a bag of dicks sometimes, there is some joy to be had. Muscular joy.
