Yesterday’s ‘Outlander’ Ep Pretty Much Emotionally Broke The Internet

I can’t believe I even have to say this – but yes, this story contains SPOILERS about Outlander, although if you’ve managed to somehow avoid this particular spoiler this entire time, hats off to you mate because the build-up has literally been plastered over my entire Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/this one carrier pigeon flew into my room just to LMK about [insert spoiler here].

Here’s a break where you can leave if you want.

Ok, hello everyone else who has had time to watch ‘Print Shop’ and/or doesn’t give a fuck about a few spoilers for a show where the ~book fans~ routinely yell spoilers at the ~TV show fans~, just to reiterate that “theeeeey read the BOOOOOKS”.

Hoooooo mama. *Fans self aggressively*. *Fans self more aggressively*. *Buys portable fan to carry with self for rest of week*. Am I right? Am I right, ladies and gents? Am I making no sense because my mind is clouded from that episode and that boiling level hook up?

For the spoiler lovers, this was the ep that saw Jamie and Claire FINALLY re-unite in a blaze of hot fucking and heart-stabbingly-adorable romantic moments. It was everything we wanted and more – build-up, tension, sweetness, awkwardness, hotness… bravo Starz, you bloody marvels.

The internet is of course full of Outlander nerds (ahem, moi) who have THOUGHTS and FEELINGS mostly fuelled by their horniness after all that gratuitous Jamie-butt we were gifted.

Some were simultaneously swooning while also crying inside because they’ll simply never find this kind of love. NEVER. EVER.

https://twitter.com/Gone_Fangirl/status/922668525797433344

https://twitter.com/whmsycal/status/922656201535643648

https://twitter.com/DebsterPA1/status/922264979113500673

https://twitter.com/rachaAaaa/status/922440473771413504

https://twitter.com/_Katanuh/status/921978874866495488

https://twitter.com/enrosadyra/status/922504882225074176

Oh, let’s not forget there was another huge reunion in this ep. Grown (hot. Can we say hot? I feel uncomfortable about this) Fergus re-uniting with his adopted muuuuuuum I’m not crying YOU’RE CRYING.

https://twitter.com/laualexis1293/status/922663407647473664

https://twitter.com/talesofivory/status/922498923817775104

I mean we should all stop watching this show, it’s just making us emotional and ruining our chances at happy, normal relationships isn’t it. Lol jks I love my fake dream world where I marry Jamie Fraser and also live in 1700’s Scotland.

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