I can’t believe I even have to say this – but yes, this story contains SPOILERS about Outlander, although if you’ve managed to somehow avoid this particular spoiler this entire time, hats off to you mate because the build-up has literally been plastered over my entire Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/this one carrier pigeon flew into my room just to LMK about [insert spoiler here].
Here’s a break where you can leave if you want.
Ok, hello everyone else who has had time to watch ‘Print Shop’ and/or doesn’t give a fuck about a few spoilers for a show where the ~book fans~ routinely yell spoilers at the ~TV show fans~, just to reiterate that “theeeeey read the BOOOOOKS”.
Hoooooo mama. *Fans self aggressively*. *Fans self more aggressively*. *Buys portable fan to carry with self for rest of week*. Am I right? Am I right, ladies and gents? Am I making no sense because my mind is clouded from that episode and that boiling level hook up?
For the spoiler lovers, this was the ep that saw Jamie and Claire FINALLY re-unite in a blaze of hot fucking and heart-stabbingly-adorable romantic moments. It was everything we wanted and more – build-up, tension, sweetness, awkwardness, hotness… bravo Starz, you bloody marvels.
The internet is of course full of Outlander nerds (ahem, moi) who have THOUGHTS and FEELINGS mostly fuelled by their horniness after all that gratuitous Jamie-butt we were gifted.
and then I SCREAMED #outlander #printshop pic.twitter.com/hEarlcU0Cs
— xx (@fiImdiaries) October 23, 2017
Clavicle porn is now a thing because of this show. Somewhere a Puritan is crying because nothing is sacred anymore. 😂😂😂
— E.J. Fechenda (@ebusjaneus) October 24, 2017
Claire asking Jamie if he didn’t want 2eat his breakfast while he’s laying kisses down her stomach he’s heading for 5course meal #Outlander
— Chin Ming (@Kay07ming) October 24, 2017
Oh my #Outlander pic.twitter.com/j1rUPoRCPW
— Blizzkrieg (@Ebaldwin_1) October 24, 2017
Ok, I’m ready for this reunion episode 😏😏 #Outlander pic.twitter.com/U0tLUujPzL
— ChaCha (@_ChaCha_love) October 24, 2017
Some were simultaneously swooning while also crying inside because they’ll simply never find this kind of love. NEVER. EVER.
https://twitter.com/Gone_Fangirl/status/922668525797433344
https://twitter.com/whmsycal/status/922656201535643648
I finally got around to watching the new episode of #Outlander and all I’m doing is crying on my Reese’s PB cups
— MacDaddy 🧀 (@ayeimtrash) October 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/DebsterPA1/status/922264979113500673
Don’t mind me I’m just meeeeeltinnng away after watching the #PrintShop ep of #Outlander UGGHHHHHH 😭🙌🏽 #claireandjamie 💓
— morgan mackenzie evans (@themizfactor) October 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/rachaAaaa/status/922440473771413504
When you find out that the nose kiss was unscripted #Outlander pic.twitter.com/XBBPF3fwXZ
— irene (@kirbyswnslet) October 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/_Katanuh/status/921978874866495488
“I would very much like to kiss you. May I?”
“Yes.”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#Outlander pic.twitter.com/6qCg2IEP2i
— ᴍᴀʀʏ ʟᴏᴜ 🐝 (@mary__lou_) October 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/enrosadyra/status/922504882225074176
Oh, let’s not forget there was another huge reunion in this ep. Grown (hot. Can we say hot? I feel uncomfortable about this) Fergus re-uniting with his adopted muuuuuuum I’m not crying YOU’RE CRYING.
Same humble Fergus. #Outlander #PrintShop pic.twitter.com/uedtCux9iX
— Outlander (@Outlander_STARZ) October 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/laualexis1293/status/922663407647473664
Am I the only one who totally fell in love with grown up Fergus the very first second we met him? #Outlander #Outlander_starz
— Lisa (@YoungStreete) October 24, 2017
GROWN FERGUS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #Outlander
— seokjin’s starry crop top 🥢 (@thefinalbk) October 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/talesofivory/status/922498923817775104
I mean we should all stop watching this show, it’s just making us emotional and ruining our chances at happy, normal relationships isn’t it. Lol jks I love my fake dream world where I marry Jamie Fraser and also live in 1700’s Scotland.