It’s been so long since one of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith‘s gilded offspring went off on a proper social media tear, so we’re absolutely living tor today’s Twitter drama, brought to you by none other than Jaden.
The star of The Get Down, who is currently in Toronto filming Life In A Year with Cara Delevingne, took to the internet earlier today to claim that the luxury Four Seasons Hotel messed with his breakfast, then kicked him out.
“The Four Seasons In Toronto Just Made Me Want to Throw Up On MySelf,” Smith wrote (emphasis his own). “I Hope The Four Seasons In Toronto Puts Me On The No Stay List.”
“The Four Seasons In Toronto Spiked My Pancakes With Cheese, I’m Surprised I’m Still Alive,” he continued, “After They Kicked Me Out Of My Room.”
Smith, a rumoured vegan, may have some kind of ethical issue with cheese, he might be lactose intolerant or allergic to dairy, or hell, maybe he just really hates cheese – he’s legally an adult so he can make whatever damn cheese call he wants.
The Four Seasons have not yet publicly commented on this hectic fromage drama. The last thing they Tweeted was this photograph of a man in a hat, whose attitude to cheese remains a tantalising secret:
The weekend awaits … ??? #fourseasons #toronto #yorkville #hotel pic.twitter.com/w4J0dH7Jct
— Four Seasons Toronto (@FSToronto) May 26, 2017
Whatever the case, if you happen to run into Jaden Smith, it’s probably best not to offer him any cheese or even talk about cheese until this whole situation is ironed out.
The Four Seasons In Toronto Just Made Me Want to Throw Up On MySelf.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 27, 2017
I Hope The Four Seasons In Toronto Puts Me On The No Stay List.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 27, 2017
The Four Seasons In Toronto Spiked My Pancakes With Cheese, I’m Surprised I’m Still Alive.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 27, 2017
After They Kicked Me Out Of My Room
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 27, 2017
Source: People.
Photo: Noam Galai / Getty.
