Chill Out, Internet; Will Smith and Jada Pinkett’s Marriage Is Just Fine

Overnight, Radar Online reported that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith have reportedly broken up, agreeing on a “blockbuster” secret divorce deal that protects their estimated $US 240m fortune.
Radar’s “source” told them:
“For Will and Jada, holding it together these past few years has been tough because their marriage has been on life support for a long time. They’re exhausted from trying to maintain the façade of a happy union. They’ve decided to pull the plug in a carefully choreographed manner, [and] agree announcing their split at the end of the summer is the right move.”
But rest easy, m8s, because Will himself has poured cold water on the divorce rumours, with a post to his Facebook saying:

Under normal circumstances, I don’t usually respond to foolishness. (Because it’s contagious) But, so many people have extended me their “deepest condolences” that I figured – “What the hell… I can be foolish, too!” 

So, in the interest of redundant, repetitious, over & over-again-ness… Jada and I are… 

NOT GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! : -)
I promise you all – if I ever decide to divorce my Queen – 

I SWEAR I’ll tell you myself! 

?#?Dumb? People Should Have to Wear Scarlet D’s
That’s a relief.
via Radar
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