Yo, Melbourne, is Jesse Pinkman in you? According to a photo that Emmy-nominated actor Aaron Paul, who plays Pinkman on the critically acc- ugh, you know what he does by now – has posted twice on Twitter via Instagram, he just might be. Yeah Melbourne! Yeah Twitter!
Between September 17th and as of four hours ago, Paul has tweeted the following snapshot twice, a column depicting three four year olds proferring their adorably wide-eyed ideas about how to make Melbourne a better place. Oh, and you have to guess which kid (or “what kid”) Paul loves the most. Hint: It isn’t the one with more zoos with lions in them and swimming with the sharks and dolphins – because swimming with dolphins is just ridiculous, Abdujabar! Although it does sound wonderful, and you are also a precious gem.
It’s easy, no? Even a four year old could guess. It’s the first one, Lily, who suggests that Melbourne lift its seedy latté soaked underbelly by being a Barbie or princess and playing with lots of arts and crafts. Good one, Lily, you unbelievably delightful little crumb of darling winsome!
Just kidding, it’s the kid with the magnets, Magnus!
If Jesse is still in Melbourne, he’d want to hop on an A380 ASAP, because the Emmys start in twenty four hours. Not that I’m counting down the minutes or anything (I am).
For more examples of the people I love on TV intruding into real life/Melbourne, see Ryan Gosling, Christina Hendricks, and Elisabeth Moss.
Via Twitter, bitch.
