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Some days are just worse than others. However, some days you’ve got no one to blame but yourself for the pain you’re in. Why? ‘Cause it was self-inflicted by the big, bad (but bloody glorious) alcoholic intake.
But even though hangovers tend to happen weekly (or more), like clockwork, we continue to invite them into our lives like a playa into our DMs.
Hey, if you’re going to go on and knock back booze even though you’ve got plans the next day, more power to you. But sometimes you don’t want your turd-like appearance blowing your cover.
Whether you’ve got work or a family lunch, after you’ve torn off the left-over kebab foil from your face, the below beau-tay tricks might just come in handy.
WASH OFF LAST NIGHT’S REGRET
Some people um and ah about whether or not to apply over the top of existing makeup. The answer here is a resounding oh honey, no. Get some wet wipes (like these HERE) up in that face and start from scratch, even if it means you’re going to be late for where you’re headed.
APPLY PRIMER THAT’LL PERK YOU UP
An illuminating or brightening primer works to counteract dullness and well, regret. Check this HERE, which will be your pal regardless of your drink intake the night before. If it can do wonders for a hangover, imagine what it can do for a Sober Sally. Alternatively, a hydrating moisturiser can also work a treat when your skin is parched AF.
GET PEACHY-KEEN ABOUT CONCEALER
IMPORTANT: concealer is a must when hung-daddy. If you know you’re a bit of wild one, next time you need to top up on concealers you should go for something that’s heavy-duty but still creamy, so it doesn’t sit in your tired-as-hell eye creases and just emphasise how exhausted you are. A peach-based one will also make you look more awake, counteracting dark circles and brightening up the area. Lord knows you could use it. Here’s one HERE.
GIVE A GOOD EYE JOB
No one cares if you’re a full-blown Taylor Momsen when it comes to eye makeup, hangovers just aren’t the day for loaded eyeliner. If anything, you should be cutting that completely back and replacing it with a nude inner-eyeliner (like this one HERE) instead. It helps hide the red rims that come hand in hand with getting turnt.
TAKE YOUR LASHES FOR A CURL
In addition to the above, go all out and curl your eyelashes. It’ll open your eyes up while you’re literally praying to the heavens above for some serious shut-eye. (Go have a massage on your lunch break if you’re at work. We can’t all have sleeping pods like Google HQ.) This one HERE will do the job.
EYE DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT
Seriously, your eyes cop a lot of hell during a big night out of drinking. Be sure to pop in a few eye drops so they look more white than bloodshot.
Alternatively, don’t drink. Because you will get hungover. AND DIE.
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Photo: Jersey Shore.
