The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, at which fabulously wealthy, attractive people were showered with awards and acclaim for pretending to be ordinary, ugly people, were held today in Los Angeles. Meanwhile, you were probably reheating half a burrito in a dirty microwave and trying to conceal your chipotle-spiced farts from your disapproving coworkers. Shame on you. Shame on all of us.
Let’s look back at today’s big winners together, while remembering that we are all human garbage.
Outstanding Comedy Series
Modern Family
Outstanding Drama Series
Breaking Bad
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
Jim Parsons as Dr. Sheldon Cooper – The Big Bang Theory
Oustanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Julia Louis Dreyfus as Selina Meyer – Veep
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series
Bryan Cranston as Walter White – Breaking Bad
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series
Julianna Marguiles as Alicia Florrick – The Good Wife
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Ty Burrell as Phil Dunphy – Modern Family
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
Alison Janney as Bonnie Plunkett – Mom
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series
Aaron Paul as Jesse Pinkman – Breaking Bad
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series
Anna Gunn as Skylar White – Breaking Bad
Outstanding Miniseries
Fargo
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or Movie
Eggs Benedict Crumplesnatch – Sherlock: His Last Vow
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or Movie
Jessica Lange – American Horror Story: Coven
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or Movie
Martin Freeman – Sherlock: His Last Vow
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Miniseries or Movie
Kathy Bates – American Horror Story: Coven
Outstanding Reality Competition Series
The Amazing Race
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