Here’s How Amy Schumer Spent Her First Day In Australia

Your girl Amy is in the country to perform some stand-up in Melbourne, and attend the Sydney red carpet premiere of your new all-time favourite movie (sub-category: sex comedies) Trainwreck.

Unless you’re Bill Hader – pictured below, giving vintage Bill Hader face – you probably can’t actually roll with her entourage – so instead, why don’t you do the next best thing and stalk her online with us?

Let #SchumerWatch2015 commence!

Schumer mobbed as she arrives in Sydney http://t.co/ks2jrp6ZP9

— Sydney Confidential (@SydConfidential) July 19, 2015

Schumer arrived in Sydney on Sunday morning, looking suitably trans-continental in a pair of gold-rimmed aviators, with Trainwreck love interest Hader in tow. 

She was mobbed by fans and reporters because duh, why wouldn’t you make the trip out to the airport for this?

Bourke Street Bakery #meatpies #TrainwreckMovie #sydney pic.twitter.com/MuuZQ6duRJ

— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) July 19, 2015

Like any sensible person, Schumer needed to refill after the trip, so she made a stop at Bourke Street Bakery, which is now likely to be experiencing a hella sales bump as fans breathe the same air and eat the same meat as Amy.

pic.twitter.com/C15flOkPVP

— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) July 19, 2015

Next up, as is required by law for any visitor to Australia, Schumer met a koala. The koala in question looks like a surly little motherfucker, but Amy herself is clearly over the moon and we are #sohappyforher right now.

Your girl will attend the Trainwreck premiere at Event Cinemas, George Street, tonight, and will perform at The Arts Centre in Melbourne on Wednesday July 22. Please report any further #SchumerWatch2015 sightings directly to us.