Kmart’s Now Doing ‘Harry Potter’ Collectibles Including Rare, Elusive Bastard Furry Hedwig

The Lion King Ooshie hysteria of 2019 has finally died down, with Woolies replacing the plastic pencil toppers with mini grow-your-own plant pots which have also been wildly successful without the insane “selling on eBay for $10k, cutting Ooshie up on national TV” narrative.

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But now department store Kmart has announced a Harry Potter edition of Ooshie-style collectibles and in the words of one Albus Dumbledore, “Dark times lie ahead of us, and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is right”.

What is easy? Spending 15 bucks a pop on packets of these godforsaken things. What is right? Saving our money. Buying plants instead. Not buying disposable stuff made of plastic. So many things. But I can’t help it, I want them all. And so will the rest of Australia, I fear.

Unlike at Woolworths, these Kmart collectible pencil toppers aren’t free with a purchase of 30 bucks or more, they’re available to buy in a pack of 7 for $15. Each pack has 6 Harry Potter figures and a “hidden figure”, and just like with the Lion King Ooshies there is a very special exciting rare one to collect: Furry Hedwig.

Look at this elusive bastard.


There also seems to be a series of shiny special pencil toppers just like the Gold Simbas. I don’t even know if they’re special, but because they are shiny, I want them.

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Anyway, you can get your own pack of pencil toppers at Kmart. I’ll just be over here bracing myself for the Furry Hedwig mania to hit Australia / eBay.