God Unleashes A Deluge Of Trailers For Darren Aronofsky and Russell Crowe’s ‘Noah’

Though the man they call God in Hollywood is in no way attached to the project, some vengeful marketing deity on the Paramount lot has unleashed a deluge [two is a deluge, okay?] of trailers for Darren Aronofsky’s filmic adaptation of the epic Genesis fable, Noah, starring cartography enthusiast Russell Crowe as the titular hobby model boat builder. Unlike yesterday’s six-second spots, or the litigiously-leaked, phone-filmed trailer before that, this doesn’t look half-bad; Iceland, at least, looks wonderful!

Noah, which opens March 28th, 2014, also stars Emma Watson, Jennifer Connelly, Logan Lerman, Douglas Booth and Anthony Hopkins.
When it rains, it pours.

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