Though the man they call God in Hollywood is in no way attached to the project, some vengeful marketing deity on the Paramount lot has unleashed a deluge [two is a deluge, okay?] of trailers for Darren Aronofsky’s filmic adaptation of the epic Genesis fable, Noah, starring cartography enthusiast Russell Crowe as the titular hobby model boat builder. Unlike yesterday’s six-second spots, or the litigiously-leaked, phone-filmed trailer before that, this doesn’t look half-bad; Iceland, at least, looks wonderful!
Noah, which opens March 28th, 2014, also stars Emma Watson, Jennifer Connelly, Logan Lerman, Douglas Booth and Anthony Hopkins.
When it rains, it pours.
via Collider