Hello friend. Welcome. Please, take off your shoes and make yourself comfortable. This is a safe space and we think you’re just great.
You look wonderful today, by the way, is that a new haircut? You’re simply glowing.
So today wasn’t a very good day but we’re not here to talk about that. Shhhhh, no, none of that now, shhhhhh.
This a sanctuary for good vibes and puppies and soothing, nice things, and not a place to talk about how fucked we all are because AMERICA SHAT THE BED AND ELECTED DONALD FUCKING TRUMP AS PRESIDENT.
We apologise for yelling just now. It’s been a weird day. Look, just hit play on the video and join us as we attempt to find tranquility.
Here’s a nice gentle fireplace to picture yourself adjacent to, instead of wherever you are on this heinous day, and WITH whoever you can imagine (but not Zac Efron, he’s with me).
OMG look who it is! It’s your best bud in the whole wide world, so happy to see you, because he doesn’t have the brain capacity to understand what’s just happened. Awwwww.
Go on, have another gif of an adorable pupper, who we definitely can’t blame for the nightmare existence we’re all about to be jettisoned into.
Maybe you’re more of a cat person. Look at this lil’ guy, doing what we all wish we could do: go to sleep and hope we don’t ever wake up!
Hahah kittens are so good! Unlike today, which is very, very, very, bad, you guys.
Close your eyes and picture yourself in some beautiful forested oasis, a place which will not exist in 50 years, after President Trump stalls action on climate change and we all boil to death in 60 degree heat!
Does food soothe you? Check out this gif of an endless pizza. It never ends! Just like our anxiety about the next four years LOL!
You know what’s cute? Fricken’ babies are, thats what. HAHAH look! *tries not to think about their futures*
Oh damn, this one feels gooooooood. If only 2016 was a browser tab, hey?
TWO BABY SLOTHS CUDDLING IN ONESIES NO FURTHER COMMENT.
A cat AND an iguana cuddling??? An orange iguana… DAMMIT FUCK THINKING ABOUT TRUMP AGAIN.
Oh, this one is just lovely. Beautiful white snow, almost like what a post-nuclear-fallout world would look like. FUCK.
Screw it, everything sucks. Let’s get drunk.
