As the speculation surrounding the exact details of True Detectives’ season two casting puzzle continues, Funny Or Die imagines a world in which diminutive detectives armed with oversized pistols, poor peripheral vision and drab pantsuits face the existential crisis of not being able to reach things. Ellen Page, 5’1″, and Kate Mara, 5’2″, star in the winking Funny Or Die sketch we’d most like to see as an actual TV series.
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