Kylie Jenner is pregnant. Or, maybe, she isn’t. Rumours have been flying for so long now that every single person whose name doesn’t rhyme with “Bylie Kenner” (or “Piss Shenner”, for that matter) is now absolutely up to here with it.
That includes her big half-sister Khloé Kardashian, who actually is pregnant. Khloé went on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and Ellen – being the kind soul that she is – used the opportunity to grill Khloé about Kylie’s uterus.
“Is Kylie craving things yet?” asked Ellen.
“What do you mean?” replied Khloé, innocently.
“She’s pregnant,” said Ellen, in a very ‘cut the shit’ voice.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Come on now.”
“Come on, Ellen.”
“I mean why wasn’t she on the Christmas card?”
“Well I don’t know, you gotta ask Kylie. why don’t you get Kylie on the show.”
“Well, let’s call her, I have a phone right here. What’s her number?”
“Do you have her number?”
“No, do you?”
“No!”
They had a good ol’ laugh about how no one knows anyone’s phone numbers anymore, and then, just when you think the conversation is moving on, ELLEN GOES BACK IN.
“But she must be pregnant,” said Ellen. “There’s too much secrecy around it.”
“Why?” said Khloé, like a four-year-old.
Ellen then claimed she could tell that Kylie was pregnant because she could “see it in [Khloé’s] eyes”, and at this point, we’ll take it.
“Y’all, she’s pregnant,” Ellen announced triumphantly. “I can tell by her eyes. Kylie is pregnant. I can tell Kylie is pregnant. I will make a bet right now that she is pregnant.”
Alright Kylie Kris, you win this round. Just, for the love of god, answer the fucking question already.
Anyway, here’s the full clip if you want to see Khloé INFURIATINGLY pretending not to know the state of her sister’s uterus. Rude, imo.
