If the thought of Dua Lipa and Trevor Noah becoming your next OTP has had you levitating, I’ve got some devastating news.
Dua Lipa hopped on her podcast Dua Lipa: At Your Service to spill the beans on her relationship status amid rumours she was dating Trevor Noah.
“For me, this year is the first year I’ve not been in a relationship for a very long time,” she said.
“It’s been really great to just be alone and only think about myself and kind of be quite selfish, which I’ve never really had the opportunity to do.
“The next chapter of my life is about truly being good with being alone.”
Screaming, crying, throwing up, et cetera.
Look, don’t get me wrong: I’m happy for her. Everyone deserves a bit of me time after getting out of a long-term relo — for Dula Peep, that was with Gigi and Bella’s brother Anwar Hadid who she started dating in 2019.
Rumours that the genetically-blessed couple had split circulated last December, but neither Dua Lipa or Anwar Hadid ever confirmed or denied them. I guess she’s kind of let the cat out of the bag now, though.
I would be lying if I said I wasn’t rooting for Dua Lipa and Trevor Noah, however, after they were spotted canoodling in New York City.
ICYMI The Daily Mail published some sneaky pap pics last month — which we can’t afford, but you can see them here — of the pair on what certainly appeared to be a cosy little date.
According to The Daily Mail Dua Lipa and Trevor Noah enjoyed a “cosy dinner” at Miss Lily’s, a Jamaican restaurant in NYC’s East Village.
Someone who was spying on them from another table (no shade, I would have done the exact same thing) told the Daily Mail: “They were quietly sat away from everyone else at [the] restaurant. It was clear they were into each other and sat close together throughout the meal. They left together and walked, stopping for long embraces and on the second kiss with hugs.” Great spy skills, really impeccable. 10/10.
Of course, Dua Lipa fans on Twitter had some thoughts and feelings about the out of the blue sighting, ranging from the bewildered to the highly envious and everything in between.
you could’ve given me a million hints plus unlimited time and i would’ve never landed on “dua lipa and trevor noah are dating”
— 🐻❄️⁷ l TORONTO AMI 📍 (@userbfIy) September 29, 2022
Not now sweetie mommy is trying to figure out if Trevor Noah and Dua Lipa are actually dating pic.twitter.com/tTVRRRZVvj
— ۟ (@generictwhandIe) September 29, 2022
The TL when they found out Dua Lipa and Trevor Noah are dating pic.twitter.com/hIkdpmVarB
— Ken Glizzy Jr. (@JamesDGrambo) September 29, 2022
DUA LIPA DESERVES BETTER! pic.twitter.com/8Fd4bfykBP
— WBR (@W_B_Rick) September 29, 2022
what the hell do trevor noah and dua lipa even talk about
— sk (@kirkxxs) September 29, 2022
Trevor Noah is officially the most successful South African export ever. Bagging Dua Lipa is the pinnacle, I’m afraid
— 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖑 𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞 (@shezaaaad_) September 29, 2022
https://twitter.com/TrevinoJake/status/1575616840084049920
Trevor Noah and Dua lipa’s relationship is as odd as the photographer’s camera pic.twitter.com/1Wl4IKC1nk
— MalumezKooLKat (@MalumezKoolkat) September 29, 2022
Well, at least we now know the tea, the full tea and nothing but the tea. Apparently one kiss wasn’t all it took.