Disney Making Live-Action ‘Mulan,’ Internet Rushes To Use All The Best Puns


Disney are getting down to business – to provoke the puns.

If you want to read a list of industry names, which potentially mean nothing to you but will give you an indication of who exactly is involved in the project, head swiftly (not unlike the coursing river) over to THR for their exclusive.

Otherwise, all you need to know is:
. Disney has secured a script for a new Mulan (!!!!!!!!!!!!!).
. It will be the next in line after the Cinderella live-action.
. The Beauty and the Beast film starring Emma Watson is also COMING SOON
. As is a new version of The Jungle Book, an Alice in Wonderland sequel and, apparently, a live-action version of Dumbo by Tim Burton and as I’m writing all of this it sounds like another stupid jerk April Fools… 

Obviously Mulan and its accompanying soundtrack is fucking divine and seeing a remake on the big screen once more is exactly what we’ve been wanting, but did they send us rumours, when we asked for one?

TBC and possible dates remain mysterious as the dark side of the moon, but it does all seem to check out. So, can confirm: Mulan is not Fa off and we could not be more dishonoured to report this.


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