We regret to inform you that beloved Australian actor Chris Hemsworth seems to have scored himself a miniature quad bike for Christmas, and currently appears to be hooning up an absolute storm.
In a series of videos chucked on his Instagram account, Hemsworth can be seen tearing up the turf on his new whip, which he claims to have “750,000 CCs.”
While that claim may be disputed, the fact remains that you don’t need a huge cylinder displacement to propel yourself into a tree or down a cliff.
Those superheroic triceps also seem unlikely to protect his noggin in the case of a full-on flip, and those thongs probs aren’t Kevlar-coated.
But hey, old mate seems pretty confident in his abilities.
The quad bike videos come at the tail-end of what appears to have been a quintessentially Australian Christmas for Hemsworth, who also donned one of those ugly Christmas rashies out on the surf.
To Chris: Be safe, my dude. I do not want to have to update this article with news of your death.
