Tonight’s episode of The Bachelorette Australia was a shit show of insane men vying for (mildly insane) Angie Kent‘s heart. This is what we crave as viewers – men who have blindly listened to some producer’s hints to “do something dramatic so you stand out” and then marvellously destroying all shreds of their dignity.
But I simply cannot get past one particular guy. No, not Jess the ridiculous mayor of Noosa. Not the fireman guy who seems like he might torch the mansion if he’s pushed too hard by the other dudes.
I’m talking about Kayde, the luxury car salesman.
When Kayde walked out, if you didn’t watch tonight, he was dressed as a lifeguard. I thought he might be a stripper, the outfit looked very whip-off-able. But no, he was playing a part in a movie. A Baywatch character. Even Angie couldn’t work this shit out so eventually he revealed why – he was being ZAC EFRON from the Baywatch movie… because he reckons he looks like Zac Efron.
Says people tell him he looks like this guy.
I’M SORRY, WE NEED TO CONTINUE THIS ANALYSIS. YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS MAN:
Looks even in the REALM of what this man looks like:
I do not see it. Do you? I simply cannot see this connection. I’m not saying Kayde isn’t attractive, I’m saying the man literally looks nothing like Zac Efron. Not High School Musical Zac. Not Bad Neighbors Zac. Not even Ted Bundy Zac.
No Zacs look like this man. The end.Image: Bachelorette