Folks, that was a farked episode. FARKED. So, look – long story short, Romy kept chewing on the Honey Badger’s neck and forced a kiss on him. I don’t know, I was too distracted by Nick’s total look of discomfort to actually comprehend what Romy was doing. Then, off-camera, Romy claimed her weird octopus suction thing was a “first kiss” and just NO on so many levels. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.
For the full shebang of episode two, have at it with our recap.
Vanessa Sunshine was supposed to be the show’s villain but now we have an actual dickhead and her name is Romy.
Here she is preying on the Honey Badger.
The first kiss of the season 💋 It sure is getting STEAMY in here. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/G5nZrlF7Ge
— The Bachelor Australia 🌹 (@TheBachelorAU) August 16, 2018
If that alone isn’t shitty enough for one episode, Romy heads back to the mansion with her rose up her ass chatting about how that forced “kiss” was so “romantic” and “natural” when it wasn’t even a bloody kiss. UGH.
*In an extremely Cass voice* “I’m fine, this is fine.”
THEN, Romy took Nick aside at the Rose Ceremony and started hugging, kissing, and touching him all over again in front of all the women to show that sHe Is A tHreAt. It’s episode two, sit the fuck down.
ANYWHOO: Tonight, from the People’s Twitter:
Romy
“It wasn’t forced”
HE WAS LITERALLY SAYING HE DIDNT WANT TO PASH YOU AS YOU WERE EATING UP HIS NECK
— Sarah Samuell (@SamuellSarah) August 16, 2018
https://twitter.com/sleepysadbitch/status/1030061236291919872
“Goodbye ladies, see you for dinner” also works IMHO. #thebachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ChLLtFOyds
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 16, 2018
Romy is gross, stop kissing someone who is clearly not into it. It wasn’t a good or romantic kiss. Get outta here. #TheBachelorAU
— GRACE (@GraceGarde) August 16, 2018
it was a REAL kiss. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/CocTDybez9
— oh em gee 🐝 (@OhEmGeeBee) August 16, 2018
Read the fucking room Romy 🤨 #TheBachelorAU
— Damian Bottriell (@Damo1328) August 16, 2018
Can you really claim to be ‘first’ when the man you kissed literally recoiled into himself and dreamed of death? #thebachelorau
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) August 16, 2018
That was the most uncomfortable thing to watch. He was soooooooo not into it. Never have I seen a bachie say “no thanks” and the girl continues. #TheBachelorAu
— ViVi B (@ViVi_RFObsessed) August 16, 2018
https://twitter.com/beartorius/status/1030054223033978880
An assortment of others
https://twitter.com/bradjohnston_/status/1030025605863989248
Vanessa Sunshine is my 2018 mood. #TheBachelorAU
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) August 16, 2018
This episode could do with a heavy injection of Vanessa Sunshine #thebachelorAU
— The Bachelor Guy (@HDBorland) August 16, 2018
I think I spontaneously became pregnant watching the Honey Badger’s ad for baby clothes during #TheBachelorAU‘s ad break#HecticChem
— Beverley Wang (@beverleywang) August 16, 2018
!!!!!!!!!!
I sincerely hope Cat gets Bali belly on a weekly basis. #TheBachelorAU
— Shades of Deadly (@jkyboitheweapon) August 16, 2018
FIRST CHOPPER! #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/t0H63ZJPpb
— The artist formerly known as (@Pocket_Osher) August 16, 2018
This works on Cass too, IMHO:
Who I’m slightly reminded of when I see Shannon #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/9THu42wCwE
— wtfk (@relatable_idk) August 16, 2018
School girl outfits for the snake girls. Well done wardrobe department. #TheBachelorAu pic.twitter.com/HTl5kjqr3N
— Zoe (@Lunaamikaelson) August 16, 2018
In other news, the word “honey” is ruined for me, thanks Romy.
The bloody drama continues next Wednesday, 7:30 on Channel 10.
P.S
WHO??????????????
It was short, but sweet. Farewell to Juliana and Renee ❤️#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/EYjGqej8A7
— The Bachelor Australia 🌹 (@TheBachelorAU) August 16, 2018
