We Stalked Every Single One Of The ‘Bachie’ Instas And Yep, 90% Are Batshit

Contributor: PEDESTRIAN.TV

Next to Christmas and New Years, the happiest time of the year is no doubt Bachelor season and with the Nick ‘Honey Badger’ Cummins season officially underway, it’s time to let the festivities begin.

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Now that we’ve been introduced to the ladies who’ll no doubt be the discussion of every group chat across the country for the next few months, we thought we’d add fodder to your cannons by giving you a rundown of where you can find each lass on the ol’ Insta.

The network has certainly picked some doozies this year from crystal obsessed Cayla to princess partygoer Steph. Also, don’t make my mistake of wondering why Vanessa Sunshine named her kid Maine Coon, as referenced in her bio. She does not have a kid (that we know of), she is referring to her cat…

… yep.

Anyway, let the stalking begin! We’ve picked out some highlights but obviously feel free to go deep into 563 day old posts.

Cayla Tudehope (@loveloons)

You know, the chick with the crystals and auras and energy healings.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeBhKZhlnPP/?taken-by=loveloons

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeAHi6aF_UL/?taken-by=loveloons

Vanessa Sunshine (@vanessa.sunshine)

Proud mum to a cat because of course she is.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZOSOR-hKRA/?taken-by=vanessa.sunshine

Christina Karklis (@christinajkarklis)

Okay so she did NOT wear this eye makeup on the show.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdzC0Kvh6ee/?taken-by=christinajkarklis

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdqsfUXB9XJ/?taken-by=christinajkarklis

Steph Crothers (@stepcrothers)

Um shit she’s an actual fairy you guys.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYnVSLFBUSw/?taken-by=stephcrothers

https://www.instagram.com/p/e1Ur8DS20h/?taken-by=stephcrothers

Aleksandra Sekuloska (@aleksandra.s16)

Some strong-ass festival vibes in here.

Emily Dibden (@emilydibden)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeAYFYnnYjJ/?taken-by=emilydibden

Renée Cuzens (@reneecuz)

SASSY.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTgIHFxlqB5/?taken-by=reneecuz

Ashlea Harvey (@ashlea_harvey)

Wait is that her kid? Do we have a single mum on the show? How did we miss this?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdHMlj3Ax_J/?taken-by=ashlea_harvey

Dasha Gaivoronski (@dashbody_)

YASSS the sexual Russian queen!

Rhiannon Doherty (@rhi.zee)

Serving up holiday realness.

Romy Poulier (@romypoulier_)

Ah the classic ‘I woke up like this’ frown.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BblhuG9heI5/?taken-by=romypoulier_

Kayla Gray (@kaylagray1)

Wet Kayla, who will always be known for jumping in the pool in the first ep.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BH3ILuUDUu6/?taken-by=kaylagray1

Alisha Aitken-Radburn (@lish13)

Alisha, the show’s unofficial narrator.

Tenille Favios (@tenillefavios)

No pics of her smashing plates tho?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUEGVIDjUAW/?taken-by=tenillefavios

Shannon Baff (@shannon_baff)

See, she’s a Cool Girl.

Cass Wood (@casswood)

Pictured before the horror of running into her former hookup on a reality show.

Brooke Ashley (@b_rooklynb)

This explains the abs she had goin’ on in the premiere.

Brittany Hockley (@brittany_hockley)

Not pictured: her preschool pics with Badge.

Sophie Tieman (@sophie.tieman)

The rumoured front-runner looks gorg of course.

Cat Henesy-Smith (@cat_henesey)

“I LIVE IN BALI, JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT.”

Juliana King (@mermaid.witha.message)

She doesn’t wear shoes because she’s REAL.

Blair Tommy (@blair.j.tommy)

Okay we literally don’t remember seeing this person in the episode.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdhtNJUBcYJ/?taken-by=blair.j.tommy

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