Arrested Development Film Won’t Happen

In terrible news for fans of amateur magic, Segways, awkward family relationships, never-nudes and the smartest comedy series of the 2000’s, Arrested Development fall guy David Cross says that a Bluth family reunion is unlikely as everyone (read: Michale Cera) is too old and and too busy.

The crippling news came during a recent TV Squad interview in support of Cross’ new stand up special David Cross: Bigger and Blackerer:

“I think what I will tell you, it’s not going to happen. It’s not official, but I just don’t think it’s going to happen. Way too much time it’s been (since the show ended). I mean, there’s so many people involved. Everyone’s doing their own thing, you know. And everybody’s aged. It’s just not going to happen. I’m sure I speak for everybody when I say we’d love for it to happen, we’d love to work on it, but just I don’t think…not going to happen.”

Oh well, at least we have three seasons of near perfect television to watch repeatedly. Here’s to the finest Analrapist in television history.

Via Collider

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