In news from the Man Fights Off Great White Shark In Sydney Harbour end of the believability matrix, adorable person, cup virtuoso, Oscar nominated actress and shameless teller of lies, Anna Kendrick, tells Elle Magazine that she hasn’t been hit on in five years because she isn’t “crazy hot” and guys just aren’t into that. Cool story, Anna.
From Elle: “Kendrick, who hasn’t publicly dated since she and Edgar Wright broke up last year, says she hasn’t been hit on since Up in the Air, “honest to God.”…”I’ve never felt like I’ve exactly traded on my looks,” the actress says matter-of-factly. “When I was a teenager, I was an ultra late bloomer, and my mom would say it was a blessing, because it means you never have to wonder if guys are only interested in you because you’ve got boobs. I would have been thrilled if guys were interested in me because of my boobs!” But maybe it’s for the best. “Similarly, I think I’m lucky that I’ve never had a crisis about whether the only reason I’m successful is because I’m crazy hot. It’s not something that crosses my mind.”
Challenge accepted. I mean, I guess we could talk to an adorably charming millionaire Oscar nominee so long as her looks don’t dip lower than hottest girl in your improv class hot.