Amy Schumer Sorta Quit Drinking to Appear on Letterman

To prepare for an appearance on Letterman, the always-excellent Amy Schumer decided to quit drinking for a week in order to look her best. Given Schumer’s fondness for white wine – if her sketch show is to be believed, she keeps a gallon of it on her bedside table next to her Ambien – it didn’t go very well. 

She later regaled Dave with some drinking tales, and they shared what may or may not have been some fine scotch (we suspect it probably wasn’t).
The moral of this story is that Amy Schumer is the best.