PEDESTRIAN.TV has partnered with 20th Century Fox to celebrate the launch of Independence Day: Resurgence on Blu-ray and DVD. Messiah-like human, Jeff Goldblum, returns to this sequel to deliver lols in a way that only he can. You can get around the film by heading HERE.
Jeff Goldblum: the man, the myth, the legend.
It can easily be argued that there’s no one in Hollywood, or anywhere else in the world tbh, who’s quite like him – and we reckon that’s reason enough to celebrate his existence.
Here’s 7 reasons (of which there are millions more) why old mate is the greatest human to have ever existed.
1. Because he can crack a joke about aliens even when they’re trying to kill him.
Photo: Independence Day: Resurgence.
2. Because photos of him can make you feel calm, even in the most chaotic of situations.
3. Because he was an environmentalist before it was, like, “so totes cool,” to be an environmentalist.
4. Because his glorious facial structure / torso just *belongs* on a t-shirt.
Photo: Clashist / MyShopify.
5. Because he gets the job done, regardless of whether he’s poopin’ himself or not.
Photo: Independence Day: Resurgence.
6. Because he’s, uh, profound without being a wanker.
7. Because Tyra Banks ain’t got nothing on his strut.
Oh, Jeff. How we love you so. We could keep on going, but ain’t nobody got time fo’ reading these days.
Get your Goldblum fix by sussing Independence Day: Resurgence (now available on Blu-ray and DVD) HERE instead.
Photo: Independence Day.
