James Corden Serenades Daddy Jeff Goldblum With ‘Thank U, Next’ Parody

Jeff Goldblum

RIGHTO, here’s something you didn’t know you needed in your life – a parody of Ariana Grande‘s ‘thank u, next’ dedicated to and starring the one and only Jeff Goldblum. 

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It was only a matter of time before the bop copped the parody treatment but this, this is just a work of art.

Unfortunately, the actual YouTube video is blocked in Australia and shall be for at least another few days – as per usual – but luckily for us, the Ari stans are out in full force.

You can catch a snippet of the video below (before it probably gets deleted), complete with a Thank u, Jeff Book.


If you feel like singing along:

First saw him in The Fly but his face was grotesque

Then he won independence from an alien mass

And in Thor: Ragnarok, his performance was classic

But who can forget the hot doctor that he played in Jurassic

He taught me love, he taught me patience, he taught me pain, Jeff Goldblum’s amazing

And he’s a silver fox, with black thick-rimmed glasses

The way that he talks will charm off your assess

And for that, I say

Thank u, Jeff

Thank u, Jeff

Thank u, Jeff

He’s so freaking scared of that t-rex…

Even Grande retweeted the video with the caption: “omg…. may i please… please for christmas have the thank u, jeff book? it’s for a friend. promise. 


As per The Independentthe skit kicked off when Corden walked into Goldblum’s dressing room to thank him for appearing on his show.

Goldblum had dropped by to promote his brand new jazz album.

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The Capitol Studio Sessions is Goldblum and The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra‘s debut album and went straight to the No. 1 spot on the Billboard chart on both the Jazz Albums and Traditional Jazz Album charts.

If you’re looking for a quality Christmas gift, you can find the album HERE