KFC Has Just Dropped Finger-Lickin’ Merch Bc You Didn’t Choose The Nug Life

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The day has come, my finger lickin’ friends: KFC is letting us Aussies really get into their original recipe (literally) with official merch you can wear loud and proud.


Yes, yes, oh my god yes. The range includes:

KFC TRACKIES, $40

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Sit back, relax and kentucky into your grub.

KFC SOCKS, $10

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They match the trackies. CUTE.

KFC FINGER LICKIN GOOD NECKLACE, $20

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Carrie Bradshaw, anyone?

KFC “100% ORIGINAL RECIPE” TEE, $30

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Giving that Vote For Pedro tee a run for its money, me thinks.

KFC COLONEL BUDGIE SMUGGLERS, $40

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Lololololololololololololol.

ASSORTED KFC PINS, 1 FOR $4, 2 FOR $7, 3 FOR $10

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(These bad boys are only available in physical KFC stores.)

KFC-SCENTED SURF WAX, $13

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Smells like chicken and chippies. This is a WORLD FIRST, btw.

KFC SURFBOARD, $3,000

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Screw the Chanel one Gisele surfed on. Dubbed “The Harland” in honour of the Colonel, there’s only 1 of these, just like him. Oh, the exclusivity.

The range is all part of their recently launched charity initiative, the KFC Youth Foundation, with 100% of the merch profits going towards supporting their charity partners (incl. REACH, Youngcare, WhitelionReachOut + Streetwork ), that offer services across areas like mental wellbeing and mentorship. Two birds with one bone!


It’s all available from 12pm Thursday, August 16th, until stocks run out (read vvvvv. limited time), over at KFC Youth Foundation’s online store HERE.

KFC MERCH WOULD MAKE GREAT BIRTHDAY PRESENTS YOU KNOW THEY WOULD.

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