Khloé Kardashian has weathered a bit of drama lately, with reports of her baby-daddy Tristan Thompson being a big old cheater surfacing just before she gave birth to their daughter, True, a month ago. But that doesn’t mean she’s lost her sense of humour, which we know from the weird / amazing present she gave her sister Kim for Mother’s Day.
Kim, mother of North, Saint and Chicago West, took to Instagram to post a Mother’s Day-themed story, which took a really horny turn and then went back to being G-rated. Behold:
Aww cute, an old family snap of Kim and Kourtney with an old lady (my powers of deduction tell me she’s a grandma of some description):
Then, BAM, Khloe’s present.
Yep, that’s a big old vibrator. In a $1400 Prada bag. Surrounded by a bunch of dicks. With a note saying: “Sometimes, moms just have to take things into their own hands.”
In the video, Kim can be heard laughing and saying she thought it was just “a really cute Prada bag”. Which to be fair it still is, but it’s just a cute Prada bag filled with phallic items. Ungrateful much?
Kim resumes her normal programming with a much more PC gift from brother Rob.
I’m actually glad he stuck with basic flowers instead of something horny, because THAT would be fkn cooked. Khloé, however? She can do what she wants.
