Konspiracists Swear Baby True Proves O.J. Simpson Is Khloé’s Real Dad

Khloe Kardashian True Thompson OJ Simpson Father

You guys, the internet has once again blessed us with ~definitive proof~ of Khloé Kardashian‘s paternal heritage.

Sure, rumours of O.J. Simpson‘s involvement in the making of Khloé have been repeatedly shot down by both parties, with O.J. stating earlier this year“I’d be proud if I had anything to do with” Khloe’s existence, “but I don’t.” 

But how are we supposed to believe that when they haven’t addressed one crucial detail that this savvy Instagram user managed to pick up when Khloe shared a video of the one-month-old on the weekend:

One of Khloe’s followers posted: “Her daughter is Black which proves that O.J. Simpson is [Khloe’s] dad.”

My god. They’ve nailed it. I mean, the argument is clearly irrefutable.

Nonetheless, Khloé responded with the admittedly fairly legitimate argument: “I mean… her dad is black silly. That’s why she’s black babe.

Image: Daily Mail

And yes, the fact that Cleveland Cavaliers centre, Tristan Thompson, is little True’s father, adds a little more credence to this claim than a loose connection based on O.J.’s friendship with Khloé’s late father (and spicy, persistent rumours that Kris Jenner had an affair with O.J.)

But we will not be fooled.

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