HOLY SHITBALLS: Priceline’s Fanging You All 50% Off Makeup Tomorrow

Ohgodohgodohgodohgod… you know when you should really be saving your pennies, and you’re pretty controlled about it – you haven’t bought a new item of clothing in a full 2 weeks! Pat on the back!

But then a major brand lets slip that they’ll be carving some major $$ off an entire section of their store, and look. Self-control can only go so far.

That’s what’s about to happen to all of you, right now. See, Priceline – the land of affordable beauty everything – has announced a boonta 50% off makeup sale that coincides with Black Friday, that US tradition that’s hit Aussie shores wherein brands announce huge discounts, and we all max our credit cards.

It’s every single thing in their makeup section, excluding accessories and gift packs. EVERYTHING. EVERY BLOODY THING.

And if you were about to start crying coz you for some reason can’t handle that gift packs aren’t on sale? They are – 40% off. Same with cosmetics bags, if yours has mould growing in it.

Here’s what I personally will be pushing people over to get to – sorry in advance if it’s you, but hands off my foundation colour, OK?

NYX MAKE UP SETTING SPRAY

This stuff is the shiiiiit, seriously all the vloggers love it. They know what’s up.

NYX COLOUR CORRECTING CONEALER PALETTE

Get the hell outta here, dark under-eye circles.

AUSTRALIS MIDAS TOUCH SERUM PRIMER

One – I have like 30 primers for some reason. Two – I need this one anyway, bc it has gold flecks in it and looks cool.

MAYBELLINE NEW YORK SUPERSTAY 24HR FOUNDATION

This is my foundation, I’m Nude Beige, so stay the hell away from it or deal with the consequences. You may buy the other shades. I will allow it.

BOURJOIS HEALTHY MIX FOUNDATION

This is also my foundation. Yes I have two, let me live, OK?

REAL TECHNIQUES YOUR FINISH PERFECTED BLUSH BRUSH

Real Techniques brushes are ~ le magnifique ~ so I’ll be stocking up big time.

MAYBELLINE NEW YORK VOLUM’EXPRESS COLOSSAL BIG SHOT MASCARA

This mascara is theeeeee booooomb. Read that like how Jean Ralphio says “the worst” in Parks & Rec.

That’s just the tip of my shopping basket iceberg. I foresee some serious debt occurring, and then some seriously amazing face for myself.

The sale starts tomorrow for two days only, Thursday 23rd November, and Friday 24th November, and it’s happening both online and in stores. Prep yourselves.

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