Tech Genius Evan Spiegel Installs New App Into Miranda Kerr’s Uterus

Contributor: Pedestrian

Hey, everybody.

Miranda Kerr is pregnant. Like, heaps pregnant.

The Australian model and skincare mogul has revealed she is expecting her second child, and her first with Snapchat co-founder Evan Spiegel.

In a statement obtained by Vogue, the 34-year-old said her lil’ family will soon be greeting a sibling to six-year-old Flynn, Kerr’s child with former partner Orlando Bloom.

“Miranda, Evan, and Flynn are looking forward to welcoming the newest member of their family,” a spokesperson said.

Kerr and Spiegel tied the knot earlier this year, after heavily implying that the couple had chosen to abstain from pre-marital sex.

“My partner is very traditional,” Kerr told The Times in February, adding “I mean, were just waiting.”

When their wedding did roll around, Kerr was decked out in a custom Dior number so gut-bustingly beautiful it was exhibited in the National Gallery of Victoria.

Congrats to the crew on this very, very good development.

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